It doesn't take a genius to work out what's going on here. Ever since that blog got posted I've been having clicks from men on search engines with a hard on for ladies underwear of the Primark variety. Thank God for weird Primark fetishes is all I can say.
Now let's move on to this KONY business.
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| KONY was a bit shocked when he found out the 'I Love Primark Underwear' post was just a blog by me. |
Yes KONY should be hunted down and be left at the mercy of all the families he's torn apart with his 'tactics'.
imaginary reader: Is that it?
Me: Yeah that's it, why?
imaginary reader: Just saying, you normally look at all sides of these things
Me: Well I have and while I have some off the wall views, the same conclusion still
prevailed.
imaginary reader: Well bloody tell me then, I'm interested
Me: Yeah but you don't exist
imaginary reader: That's never stopped you before James, come on you know you want to
Me: Do you know what? When you're right you're right, and bloody Hell you're right
It started off with some of my Facebook friends saying how bad a man this KONY character is. 'Who's KONY?', I wondered briefly. 'Ah it must be some shitty rave musician who got his cock stuck in someone's unwilling vagina or something, nothing to invest your time in'.
A week later I saw the video (on the right), I spent the half hour being sucked into this film trying to find the cracks in the information (I do that when I watch anything that looks factual without Richard Attenborough, Brian Cox or Steven Fry in it). No offence Americans but you are easily sucked in by anything. I watched this video on a news website where Uganda's politicians stress that it paints an inaccurate picture of what is going on there. They agreed that KONY is scum but stress that his actions are limited outside Uganda (because they have him on the run), so sending in half the army will only make things worse over there. He's actually in hiding. The film does mention this bit of information but if you blink you miss it. There are no Ugandan opinions either on the film except the one from the kid that was 'freed' by the maker of this film. What a fucking hero saving that kid when he already escaped! All of the pundits and politicians who were interviewed in this film weren't from Uganda. Hmmmmm.
With that in mind I had to question the integrity of this film. I could go into this at length but plenty of people have already done it before me, just look to the left for one of the many examples. This one has the American desire to control oil at the heart of it. There are various news reports also that question the integrity of this film. To tell you the truth they're able to articulate it better than I can. Yes pretty much everything in this film either has a different side of the story, or can be picked apart. I'll make a list of links for some of the news reports at the bottom here. I'm not sure about the American Governments oil motive but it sure is a very good possibility. Like I said the KONY 2012 video is incredibly convincing. I was sucked in myself until it asked me for money. "Give us money to line our pockets to stop KONY and bring him to justice". Well that makes sense to me anyway, how about you? Or it would make sense if you never stopped to think 'How in under all that is holy does giving these guys money so they can have the perfect life and big house (that you see in the film by the way) help track KONY down? That wont help track him down. Giving the authorities money to fund the effort might help matters somewhat, but giving it to Invisible Children will only help pay off the gigantic mortgage Jason Russel must have to go along with the gigantic and very upmarket house he has.
One thing can't be picked apart though. Regardless of how the film is presented you can't deny KONY's past and what he is, a very bad man indeed. However he is taken down, I just hope he is. KONY! You're a bad man, a very bad, naughty man. Do everybody a favour KONY, shoot yourself.
And now for something related but completely different.
The narrator of the invisible children video Jason Russell was caught interfering with traffic without any clothes on, having a wank and screaming at anything that moved. Oh God I'm laughing really hard right now!
Or I would be laughing that is if the guy sitting beside me in the library would stop singing Kylie Minogue songs at the top of his voice. Seriously, stop it. I'm not kidding around here. Okay that's it, I'm giving Jason Russell a call! If the man can put a stop to KONY, then he can put a stop to you. I'll unleash his naked, self interfering ass on you man!. YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Here are those links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uct3dyDVgts&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BpTW53sWY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ccdQrdhiU&feature=related
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