Scotlands Choice

 I've just found out that in the Scotland referendum to decide on whether to become independent of the UK or not has three options.  'Three?' I asked myself, 'I definitely need to look further into this one!' I said to myself (I do an unhealthy amount of talking to myself). "I would have thought that the referendum would have been simplicity itself.  I mean it's difficult to imagine anything other than walking into the voting booth, looking at your options, not going to be the most complicated thing in the world".  The page will say, "Do you want Scotland to be independent?", then you will tick either yes, or no.  So you can forgive me when I found out there was a third option my brain went "WHAT! A THIRD OPTION? Hang on lets think about this logically, One option can be you want independence, the other is you don't want independence and the thirrrdddd........ AGH BLOODY HELL I GIVE UP! What could possibly be the third option?" Another example of the extended dialogue I regularly have with myself.

The third option I'm talking about is going to be named "Devolution MAX".  I've read over the explanation of this a few times over already and I haven't got a bloody clue what they're on about.  As far as I can  make out it's giving more power to Scotland but at the same time the power isn't going to Scotland, It gets closer to an independent Scotland but at the same time it goes nowhere near closer to an Independent Scotland.  So what I made of it is that clearly someone, somewhere has made this whole bloody thing up and stuck a Chuck Norris action movie title on it. (presumably to get the more impressionable to vote for it). 

So  basically what I'm saying to you good Scottish people out there is something I'm sure you already know.  When politicians introduce something you don't understand and uses flashy words so you don't know what the hell it's all about, yet they assure you that it's for the best?  They're talking out of their brown waste disposal units.  Personally I reckon someone is trying to scupper any chance of a majority vote on this one, but hey that's me

In other news, apparently there is a sever lack of nude models for art classes in India. Apparently it's the polititians putting them off going according to the bbc news.  I reckon however it's more likely the fact that the classes are always full of men, using suspicous tools to paint with and the light colour paints that they always seem to use.  If they run out of canvass, they can always nip down to the shop to get a pack of kleenex.