Myself and my girlfriend were strolling around the city centre doing a bit of shopping when eventually we decided to enter Primark as we passed it by. As any man in a relationship will know, when you enter a clothes store with your girlfriend, you're inevitably going to be taken into the lingerie section of the store whether you like it or not. To me this isn't a problem as, hey, it gives you an excuse to wander the lingerie section without looking like a complete pervert, even if a pervert is exactly what you are. Again, I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is not what this article is about.
On one of the displays in the store I came across a product line that caused me to laugh out loud and I decided to point it out to anyone who cared to pay attention. All the while my girlfriend was pretending not to know who I was. The cause of the scene I was making is in the photo below.
Yes you seen that right, It is a pair of ladies underpants that reads, "I love Primark". There are several things that I could not comprehend here. My first thought was "What kind of person buys a pair of underpants that says "I Love Primark?" I'm sorry but I can't get my head around this, so I presumed that nobody buys them, and an ill advised meeting had taken place regarding product lines for sale in Primark. I then found myself wishing I was a fly on the wall at that meeting. Think about it! Not only did someone in that meeting decide that this was going to be a popular line, but this person also had to stand using what I assume was some kind of slideshow and convince a boardroom of people that this was going to be a popular line, (and succeeding no less). Wow, I could have used that level of persuasion in the audition I had this week.
I promptly took a photo of this underwear (yes I know I was taking photographs of ladies underwear in the middle of the lingerie section) with the intention of posting it in this blog and then paid for the T-shirt I bought. As I was doing this, the woman at the counter who observed my actions up to then, pointed out that not only was the underwear was a really good seller (OH MY SODDING GOD!), but there was a matching bra that went along with it in the bra section. Well there was only one thing to do here! I produced my camera phone again and began the search for the matching bra. I was wandering around the bra section repeatedly for about 20 minutes trying to spot this bra unfortunately without success.
I eventually gave up and I felt too proud to ask a member of staff where this bra was, so I left looking like the biggest creep on the planet wandering around the lingerie section taking photographs being reminded of that scene from Father Ted.
I'm determined to get a photograph of this bra however so if anyone at all can get their hands on it, I would appreciate it if you can send it to me through the contact details pertaining to this blog. I want to post it on here as soon as possible.
Earlier that day I saw another product that says something about what some businessmen are doing about the financial environment the world finds itself in right now. I wont go into it, I'll just let the photograph speak for itself.
Tomorrow a few words on the 'Sunday Sun' after it comes out.
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